1. Google a restaurant's menu the moment someone suggests dining there.
Because crappy veggie options still aren't that unusual.

If you don't eat meat, you develop a few habits and skills that meat eaters will never really understand...
Because crappy veggie options still aren't that unusual.
Do meat eaters seriously think that smells good..?!
Eat one more veggie samosa and I'll eat you!
This fish-free source of omegas is a secret ingredient only seasoned veggies seem to know about.
“But it's not veggie!” you sob quietly...
And you have a new temporary bestie until the recipe sharing conversation dries up.
“What about wafer-thin ham? Can you eat that?”
Do you leave it for the meat eater to clean, or do you scrub it yourself so you know it's clear of all animal?
Never something to actually vocalise though.
For when meat eaters tell you how much vegetarian food they eat.
This humble veg is basically our best friend.
Not even a little bit.
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Frying pans at the ready people, it's time to flip some pancakes...
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